Did it ever occur to you that perhaps that type of behavior is inappropriate in a metro car full of people who may or may not have had their heads carressed in a very long time? I mean, we get it. You love each other, you have a great and loving relationship, etcetera, etcetera. However, the next time the two of you have the overwhelming urge to rub each other's heads and blow kisses at each other (even though you're less than a foot apart from each other) all the way from Foggy Bottom to Eastern Market, remember that it is quite possible that the closest thing to intimacy that the girl sitting behind you has had lately is a dude who started trying to grope her boobs after being alone with her for a total of five seconds, then dropped her off in the hood in the middle of the night and left without making sure she even got in the house. And then PLEASE refrain from behaving in such a manner as to make her want to grab both of you by your necks and throw you off the train.
Also, I saw you scratch your head and then eat the dead skin under your fingernail, lady.
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